When I don’t know what to do, I can ask someone more senior. What do I do if that someone more senior is me?
“its awful. if your hair is greasy you’ll have no friends. everyone will make fun of you because it is disgusting. stop being lazy and shower “
Because I have political ambitions and you’re not a Jackie. You’re a Marilyn.
24. Chopping up your own hair to avoid paying a barber – then saving an additional amount of moolah because you can’t find any boys/girls to date you and your atrocious updo
“Despite tax or tips, I should be covered by the $17.32 in my bank account… I have $17.32 to my name, why am I even eating out right now?”