When I don’t know what to do, I can ask someone more senior. What do I do if that someone more senior is me?


“its awful. if …

“its awful. if your hair is greasy you’ll have no friends. everyone will make fun of you because it is disgusting. stop being lazy and shower “

Because I have political ambitions and you’re not a Jackie. You’re a Marilyn.

24. Chopping up…

24. Chopping up your own hair to avoid paying a barber – then saving an additional amount of moolah because you can’t find any boys/girls to date you and your atrocious updo

Despite tax or tips, I should be covered by the $17.32 in my bank account… I have $17.32 to my name, why am I even eating out right now?”